May 22, 2010
“ Calling when you say you’re going to call is the very first brick in the house you are building of love and trust. If he can’t lay this one stupid brick down, you ain’t never gonna have a house, baby. And it’s cold outside.”
-Carrie Bradshaw, cheers.
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April 25, 2010

Men and wedding bells

Okay so last night I was with my cousin David and his friend JP. They are both in their early 30s single and mingling. Seriously mingling, with no intention of settling down. According to JP polygamy is the word. According to David One Night Stands is the word. The topic of marriage came up…. so we made lists. 


7 REASONS WHY MEN GET MARRIED AND 4 REASONS WHY THEY DON’T. Somehow in this math, 4 out numbers 7. Here it goes: 


7 reasons why men get married (more or less in this order): 
1- shot gun marriage 
2- its just that time/right time 
3- green card 
4- first love (high school/college sweethearts) 
5- she’s out of his league 
6- love at first sight 
7- money 


4 reasons why men won’t get married (really it all comes down to reason 1) : 
1- too many (3 billion) fish in the sea 
2- guys age gracefully and girls don’t 
3- too many limits/loss of freedom (no more spontaneous buddy trips to vegas)
4- everyone cheats 


Happy wedding season. it is spring after-all.

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February 8, 2010

I am always right.

  • (Driving home from the Ivanna Chubbick Studio xmas party - yes in February)
  • B: shit i cnt remember what i was searching for
  • me: you're searching something? what was it about?
  • B: I was googling to prove you wrong on something
  • me (bitter laughter): What hahahhaa why?! okay. sure. .... ummm .... ohhhh I know, on the fact that i just met annnnd shook Max Ryan's hand and he's starring in the sex and the city 2 movie maybe?
  • B: yes! yes that was it .... wait ... how did you know that's what it was?
  • me: cause that is the only thing I affirmed strongly tonight that you gave me shit for.
  • B: right that was def not him and how do you even know they're making a 2?
  • me: I saw the trailer the other day. So can you prove me right yet?
  • B (she googles .... she freaks out!!): .... oh shit you were right that was sooooo him OMG!!! I can't believe it ... He's handsome.
  • me: i knowwwww!!! Why do you think I shook his hand!
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February 4, 2010

bugs freak me out

  • me: ewwww there's one of those bugs again
  • Handy Man: don't worry they're harmless little water bugs.
  • me (getting really nervous): well are we infested?
  • B: hahaha NO
  • me (ignoring her): Can you get rid of them sir?
  • Handy Man: there's all of two bugs mam...
  • me (not appreciating the mockery): well what if I swallow one of them in my sleep?!
  • B (rolls her eyes): I think we'll be fine.
  • me: you know we swallow something like 8 spiders in our sleep in our LIVES!!!
  • B: hahahha Jenn its 8 in a YEAR.....
  • me: what?! great that's just great. I can already feel the insomnia kicking in.
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February 3, 2010

Why I should be the new face of Chrysler…

Today I decided to take the extra drive and go to the “nicer” gym down in Santa Monica because it was a beautiful day and I wanted to ride further than around the corner with the top down. Sitting at a red light, cockily with my left leg up on my seat and “I’m in Miami bitch” blasting on the radio, a moving figure catches my eye in my left mirror. A man is running down the center of the road. I start getting nervous for his life and wonder what in the world could make someone run down the middle of the streeeet rather than down the sidewalk!!?!! He stops at my door and I am so scared a million solutions to get out of traffic take over my brain.

He goes “I just wanted to tell you I think you are very attractive and would love to take you to coffee one of these days” he asks me for my name, shakes my hand, gives me his business card (he’s a doctor) and runs back to his car… A few lights further down another guy comes up to my right door this time, he startles me but I’m not scared anymore, he pretends to hand me an invisible business card, and goes “was that just a random number? - yes - Nice, I need to buy that same car!!!” and walks away.

Moral of the story - My car is the shit and all of you who hated on me when I bought it can suck it.

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January 31, 2010
This is my life. Episode 9.

I’m a hoe in it…. Sorry mom.

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January 27, 2010

The “Gravity Hill” cast and director hit the red carpet for the “Caring with style” Haiti fundraiser fashion show.

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January 22, 2010

You know you fall a lot when...

  • Me: Any specific direction you want for this shot?
  • Director K.B.: ummm yeah stop stuttering and try not to be so damn clumsy.
  • 1st AD, P.B.: did you see her slow motion tumble into the bush earlier!
  • Director K.B. (rolls his eyes): She falls in every scene
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Valentine's day talk way too early.

  • (7pm) B: Hey if we don't have dates for Valentine's day, you and I are doing something!
  • me (eye roll): Fine, but I hope I get a date
  • B: I never will ugh this sucks
  • me: don't worry I won't either!!
  • (12am rolls around) B (shameful blushing smile): hey don't hate me but I have a date for Valentine's day
  • me: that's just great.
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January 21, 2010
Hello Tumblr world.

Hello Tumblr world.

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